The discovery that turned my life upside down started as a joke.
That’s what I keep coming back to, even now.
Sophie dropped the little white boxes onto the dining table during Christmas dinner like she was dealing poker cards, one in front of each place setting.
“Family DNA kits!” she announced. “So we can see how Irish we actually are.”
Daniel looked up from his phone. “Great. Now we’ll find out we’re 2% Viking and Mom will never let it go.”
“I would,” I said, and nobody believed me.
It started as a joke.
My husband, Mark, picked up his box and turned it over, studying it with a skeptical expression. “How much did you pay for these?”
Sophie shrugged. “About $50 each.”
Mark shook his head. “For that price? It’s probably nonsense.”
“Dad,” Sophie laughed, already tearing into the packaging, “it’s science.”
“It’s marketing.” He set the box back down and reached for the carving knife. “They’ll tell you what you want to hear.”
“For that price? It’s probably nonsense.”
I turned my box over in my hands. “Come on, don’t be such a grinch. It’ll be fun.”
“Fine, but if we suddenly have royal blood, I’m demanding a castle.”
We swabbed our cheeks between dessert and coffee, Sophie directing everyone like a field medic, making sure nobody ate or drank anything 30 minutes beforehand.
Daniel did it with theatrical suffering. I did it while laughing at Daniel.
Mark almost didn’t do it at all.
We swabbed our cheeks between dessert and coffee.
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